Pro-Life/Pro-Gun/Anti-Immigrant Primary

So, who should I vote for in this Tuesday’s primary?

The candidate who’s going to “stick it to Pelosi and Obama”? Or the one who is endorsed by Sara Palin.  Or the doctor who is going to repeal health care reform?  Or the one who accuses his opponent of wanting to abolish the constitution by taking away the constitutional right of “our children under the age of 17 to own certain firearms”?

Or the one who is going to balance the budget by cutting taxes and laying off teachers and fire fighters?

Or the one who accuses his opponent of wanting to educate the children of illegal immigrants?

Or the one who is going to eliminate all taxes, all regulations, social security, and medicare?

The one who’s not one of those “weak-kneed Republicans, but a real conservative”?  Or the one who is going to protect us from voter fraud by requiring us all to carry photo ID at all times?

So many interesting choices.