OK, the answer is–whatever the punchline–
That’s not funny!
I was going to ask, “How many white men does it take to say a bland and boring prayer?” But it turns out that white guys are more sensitive than I realized.
Some of my brethren were offended and hurt by the Rev. Joseph Lowery’s rhyming conclusion to his inaugural benediction.
That’s right, the same people who are afraid that Hate Crime legislation might stifle their freedom of speech, the good ol’ boys who laughed at all the wrong places in Gran Tourino, the gentlemen who can sling around racist and sexist remarks and then respond to anyone who raises an eyebrow–
Oh, I forgot–it’s not politically correct (snicker) to say that!
All my rowdy buddies might not be able to enjoy Superbowl Sunday, because their feelings have been hurt, their inner child wounded.
And what were the offending words? Well, it was more what he implied than what he said . . . But when Rev. Lowery implored the Lord to help–
White embrace what is right–
why some sensitive souls took that to suggest that maybe some white folks some of the time might not always embrace what is right.
Surely he wasn’t thinking of way back in 2008 when crowds at Republican campaign rallies shouted, “Kill him!” when Obama’s name was mentioned. That’s living in the past, man. Why can’t he get over it?
Me? I can’t shoot a jump shot and I can’t dance, but I do have a sense of humor. Lowery’s rhyming cadences were a light-hearted reminder that the times are a’changing, but there are still some changes needed. It made the prayer, colorful, even fun. The two prayers that were broadcast, and the one that HBO censored, represented the diversity (sorry white guys, didn’t mean to offend you again) that makes up our country.